Currently In The Fridge/Freezer

Looking for a late night snack, this is what I can find in my ...

Refrigerator: A gallon of skim milk, a loaf of bread, a half-dozen eggs, a hunk of cheddar cheese, an onion, a bottle of white wine, and about 8 12-ounce bottles of water.

Freezer: Ice cubes, some various bags of ground coffee, and some bags of nuts.

Hurricane season stores.

Mrs. Huckupchuck's declaration to me this evening went something like this: I will never again keep anything perishable in the refrigerator/freezer during hurricane season that can't be consumed over a couple of days, max.

And so, for about 3 months of the year, I can no longer expect to find gallon containers of chocolate ice cream in the freezer readily accessible for a guilty pleasure snack after the kids have gone to bed.

Bummer.