The Vitter Skitter

What does David Vitter do when asked why he's been AWOL in commenting on the whole Tangipahoa Parish Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell's refusal to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple?

He runs and hides and thus keeps his appeal in tact among Louisiana's racists-who-aren't-racists-even-though-they-unapologetically-do-racist-things.

It's the good-ol' Vitter Skitter.

And like any cowardly cockroach, he's quite good at it, too.