Chuckle of the Day: "Rich Whit(n)ey" for Governor of Illinois

You just can't make this stuff up:

The last name of Green Party gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney is misspelled as "Whitey" on electronic-voting machines in nearly two dozen wards -- about half in predominantly African-American areas -- and election officials said Wednesday the problem cannot be corrected by Election Day.

I feel for the dude. I really do.