David Vitter (R-LA): It Was Gay Marriage Made Me Do It! Honest!

I have to say, this piece by satirical blogger "Jon Swift" is a classic. This paragraph pretty much captures the essence of the satire in a nutshell:

Though it is very magnanimous of Vitter to accept responsibility for his transgressions, is he really to blame? After the Hollywood left redefined marriage, it must have been a very difficult and confusing time for him. The failure of the passage of the Federal Marriage Amendment must have taken a severe toll on him as he struggled to figure out what marriage really is if even gays can do it. As he grappled with the issue, is it any surprise that he found solace in the embrace of a disinterested paid companion?

But the entire piece is great satire. Read it all from start to finish.